Today 5th November our dear lovely young future leaders begun their Primary Leaving Examinations to conclude the second phrase in our education system. (We have 5 levels of education in this country maybe one day I wil break them down).

So as the children were busy doing their examination, a trend on twitter about the possible questions the pupils were facing developed. It was hilarious; the questions posted by Ugandan tweeps were more of political, social, environmental and economical; hitting  the country’s broken systems and directing them to the kids.

The hashtag #PLE2012 highlighted was trending the most on all the different social platforms in the country.

Here is a few of the tweets which highlighted the trendy hashtag #PLE2012;

 SST: Who will be Uganda’s next president? a) Yoweri b) Kaguta c) Museveni d) All the above
 Biology. What is Uganda’s main economic activity? A. Partying B. Agataliko nfufu C. Rolex D. Corruption”
 :  Besides straka, name any other major land features in Uganda. (4 marks)

 Math. You went to bed with 2000shs MTN airtime calculate how much airtime you have when u wake up if u sleep for 5 hrs
  which post was Seya Ssebagala denied? a) fortportal b) portfolio c) fortpolio d) fortfolio”
 What is the probability that Ugandans will shout “Our money” when a free show comes to an end? 20 marks cc
 Peter drove his car from Wandegeya to Naalya…how many pot holes did he have to dodge? (12marks)
 GP. If Golola Moses was a chicken(ok, scratch the ‘if’), would he cross the road? “
 Explain using diagrams why Straka cannot use boda bodas. (10 fat marks)”
: To anyone attempting  ✌
 SST What is the basoga whatsapp version called? ‘Kodeeyo’
 SST: Name the country that sends troops to foreign missions but can’t afford to capture Kony for 30 years”
 list 4 items in Bad Black’s bag
Geography. Kim Kardashian is a virgin .. A. True B. False C. Waah D. As in”
@princetarzan The cow died. Begin sentence with ‘Death’ using seya tense. a) Death deaded the cow. b) Death, alas the cow. c) Deathent the cow?
@ssojo81  Where do Policemen stay? a) Uniports b) City Square d) Outside Besigye’s home (20 marks)
 MAths: Straka has 5 brothers. How many people can fit in an ipsum??” Smh
: “ “Uganda is not in Spain.” Discus (1 Marks)”<—– 1 marks ?”
 Science: What medical school did Dr. Jose Chameleon go to”
 English. Is the word  in Past Tense, Present Tense, Future Tense or Never Ending Tense? (10 marks)
@beewol # SST – Name any 120 districts in Uganda …then walk out cos u have finished. (100 Marks)
 what is the probability that M7, Besigye & Kaihura dont sleep at night
 SST: Name the strongest woman in Uganda. *Clue: She can carry a whole mast.*
 :  Potholes are a source of Recreational activities. Don’t argue. (10 marks) 
 If Kenya’s first pres was Kenyatta, what is the name of Uganda’s first pres?
 English: Abantu bakoowu. Add a question tag (6 marks)”
: If you were born before 2000, what is the probability that your birthplace has changed? 
: “ 3 teenagers enter nakumart list 2 items they purchase””condoms,liquor n cigarettes
: If Amin had successfully changed the name of Uganda to  , Ugandans would be called… (Hint: Cyprus=Cypriots)” 
 with reference to his face, which ministry should  be put in charge of?If wildlife, why crocodiles? (10 marks)
 English; Write Agnes Nandutu in full.”
: “ SST: List Down all Seasonal Lakes around Kampala. (200 Marks).”” L. Bwaise, River Lugogo bypass..
 Besides panamera, list two dangerous work places(2 marks)”
: “_pensioner: : Name the tweep who uses hair weave strands for flossing ” Clue please…” Exams resume kesho
  SST: Who delivered news before Bbale Francis? A. Moses B. Angel Gabriel C. None of the above
 English: complete the statement below “In fulagalanto _____” (20 marks)
 In whose regime did the Uganda Railways finally collapse? 
 Maths: Without citing examples, state the age difference between the oldest and youngest Ugandan parliamentarians
 who of your teachers is a ghost? (Optional)
: Religious Studies: Jesus used 5 loaves of bread at a feast. How many would one need to…
 English: “Otafiire is cuter than me” Rewrite beginning with Cuter.”
For more of these hilarious tweets follow them on Twitter if you have an account or Google search #PLE2012 enjoy, I know I did.
 

Patricia Kahill

is a Social Media, Content Creator and Marketer at Kahill Insights.
A Development Practitioner who has no self talent but is driven by curiosity and passion; in a nutshell she is a Multipotentialite. She believes in God the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit which makes her a Christian.

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