I had forgotten and he sent me a tweet to remind me;
I thought I would wake up to @pkahill ‘s blog mbu of 25 types of men you shouldn’t date, but narra or did I just miss it
— Joseph Waninda (@JWaninda) September 16, 2013
But i don’t have 25, i only have 18 types and here there are;
1) Mammy’s boys
He probably stays with his mother who does most of his things. She cooks for him, washes for him, lies his bed, irons his clothes. He likes to be waited on by her and delights in it.
This guy is still a child and will expect you to cater for him like his mother does, you will have to raise him. But as far as i know, no woman wants to raise her man.
Avoid such a guy.
2) Mr. Gadgets / slick
He is one who has the latest toys for big boys. He never lets women get close to him for fear of finding out his childhood hobbies still haunt him. And he has a hard time paying attention to women.
This guy has a lot of material things, keeping him busy. He has the latest car, phone, play station. He is a grown up child who has no control over his new play things.
3) The man child
A man who refuses to grow up. He is selfish, spoilt useless little boy who doesn’t understand the concept of responsibility or self respect.
He clings to his glorious days when life was less complicated and responsibilities were minimal. Am sorry to say this but this a loser, ignore him and run away; he will just bore you with his childhood stories.
This man can’t keep a job, he will blame every one else for his own stupidity and laziness and not himself.
4) The womanizer / roving eye guy
This one will treat you like a princess. He is the prefect lover. He dresses well and is out to impress, and impress he will. He will disrespectfully rubber neck with any woman he sees even his buddy’s wife.
This guy will constantly make you compete for his attention and when you get it will get old real fast, that you will have no more attention from him any more.
Sometimes this guy will have trouble remembering your name with all the women he has on the go. You will compete with his phone as he has so many calls to return and text messages (read Whats-apps and Direct Messages) to answer.
5) The workaholic
For him you will have to book an appointment if you want to see him.
He is a smart guy, eats at fancy restaurants and he is going places but not with you, his work comes first before you.
6) The cheap skate
I call this one Mr. Miser. He is a conservative mean man. You need not to be a gold digger to know this. He will ration toilet paper and even steal food.
There is no problem with shopping for the best deal and being conservative with his money but if every activity is all about finding the stingiest alternative, this is no fun.
This guy probably has control issues.
7) Damaged guy.
He seems sensitive and caring but he is a heart broken guy. He is still nursing his broken heart from a relationship which happened ten year ago or more, even less.
You can never get through to this guy because he is not so much heart broken, rather he is already committed to never caring about some one else ever again.
Give up on this one. The damage has already been done, he is married to his Ex.
8) Rebound guy
He is going to use you to get over his broken heart.
Men secretly hope they will never have to deal with the feeling of a broken heart and thus would rather fix it with another woman.
My darlings, you are not miss. Fix it. You see that door, leave!!
9) Mr. Rude and Cruel.
If a man lets the door slam shut instead of opening it for you, make that all the closure you need. There is nothing in the world as ugly or damaging as a cruel man.
For some reason there are men out there who take joy in seeing some one in pain (I mean big kick in the nuts pain). I call this a sickness and you’re sick if you are with this guy.
Don’t be distracted by the sexy grin or the bulging pecks on the out side, look in side. Fire is beautiful if it is not burning you but when it does, it hurts like hell.
10) Grabby guy
These ones think only with their sticks (dicks). No matter who you are, a Hale Berry, a Beyonce, even a Dezire Luzinda or Josephine Kurungi, this guy will totally cheat on you.
He knows exactly what he is doing and knows that it is wrong and bad but still does it. You leave him on a table in a restaurant and he will be asking for the waitress’s number.
You will never get any respect in such a relationship. He will touch you every where on your first date and tell you he can not help him self and can’t control himself. No matter how attractive you are, a guy can control himself if he wants too.
11) Pretty guy
This guy is more beautiful and prettier then you. It is different to date a sexy cute guy like Brad Pitt but it is totally different to date a guy who makes you feel like a manly cow just by standing next to him.
The secret to feeling beautiful and feminine is to never date a man who is more beautiful than you and more delicate. So stop feeling like the tardy that is drying out in the sun and dump the whinny narcissist.
12) Last year’s guy / your EX
Long boring nights and the fear of being single forever can make us go back to an ex who seems mighty attractive. Recycling romance seems far easy than the unknown but you will still get back to the point where you broke up.
Just move forward, not back wards; it is better to be out there looking than stuck on a couch with some guy you are going to wind up dumping any way.
You might be happy but you deserve better.
13) Disappearing guy
Does he cancel plans regularly? Or does he suddenly want to meet up in an hour after not calling in a week? Is he in touch every day and suddenly MIA?
This guy might be married in another town, area, district, even country or in a relationship there. He promises at home he is going for a business trip which could be true and then he meets you.
Just be aware of his ways, try checking him out, get your inspecting gear out and do some digging. You deserve it.
14) Paranoid guy
This one is so confident at first, flirting with you and attracted to your ability to flirt back. You date them and find out he didn’t like your clothes, ‘too revealing’, your car ‘too flashy’, your friends ‘sluts’, your family ‘too nosy’, your job ‘too demanding’.
Wake up!! This guy is living you all alone with nothing left of you. You are losing yourself to a miserably paranoid, weird, violent man who can’t stand you out of his sight but can’t stand the sight of you.
15) Guy who thinks they are better than you.
Have you meet him? He feels all superior, no body is good enough for him, he takes comfort in feeling that he is better than every body else.
After spending enough time with this guy you will grow to despise the human race as he does and crawl around feeling unworthy.
Throw him out.
16) Guy who thinks he knows you
This guy thinks he is a Freud; he spends his time thinking and little time actually doing anything constructive.
He tends to put a big label on you after one date and a night of conversation. He is the guy who sits there watching you with his stupid smug “I knew it” look on his hound dog face.
He is clearly thinking that by putting a label on you, he has you all figured out and knows just what to do to fix you. He looks at you as some broken piece of pottery he is going to glue back together.
17) Guy who loves sports way too much
Am sorry guys but there is a fine line between a great guy who loves sports and the raging maniac that loves sports way too much.
How can you love sports too much? A guy loves sports too much when he would rather watch a game than spend time with his girlfriend.
I realized all men fall in this category. Those who genuinely care about you will occasionally submit their whipped butts to taking you out or just to hold your purse as you shop but just to stop you from fussing.
But the sports fanatic won’t care that the house is falling apart, all he wants is a beer, a TV, and some peace.
18) Men who piss on everything.
You know the type; for him nothing you do is good enough, you’re too stupid, you’re too fat, you’re too mouthy.
Well, the truth is this guy is an idiot trained from birth from his Neanderthal dad to piss all over you and everything you do.
Avoid him like you would do a pounding headache.